Self, when it's 80 degrees outside and you're riding your bike to the beach to meet your friends for Monday funday I want you to remember today, december 21, when the temperature is -4 with a wind chill of -33 and it actually feels like it, every little tiny degree freezing every little inch of your body. I want you to remember that you tried to get your car out of a parking spot for almost an hour, shoveling, rocking the car, kicking the snow, putting salt down, and the car only moved maybe 1/2 inch in either direction. my toes are burning. I'm wearing a hat inside.
THIS FUCKING BLOWS!
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